David's Secret Place <BGSOUND SRC="smeghead.wav">

Welcome to the secret hideaway of

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Here's some stuff that seemed like a good idea at the time

  • My own ASCII art
  • Personal details
  • Music
  • Monty Python - The Holy Grail (complete script)
  • Lyrics to Hawkwind songs
  • Complete lyrics for Hotel California (album) by The Eagles
  • Cool people I have met online